OKAY

I KNEW IT

"CREATIVE LIBERTIES" FOR FOX MEANS THIS:









OH YES. MAY I PRESENT YOU THE MOVIEVERSE DEADPOOL

YOU SUCK, FOX.

My dad, whose cultural opinions I usually agree with, and is a very smart, educated man, just compared Lord of The Rings to Twilight while talking to me. Because he's butthurt for having bought me all 3 books and me saying 'God, no'.

Brace yourselves. Apocalypse is coming.

So my dad, about 2 weeks ago, told me he'd bought me a ~surprise xmas present and I was like 'oh alright, as long as it's not Twilight'.

So, after the order cancelled itself mysteriously (which should've been the first tip), it arrived today. And what do I see?

Not one, but all THREE of the Twilight books.

So I thought. 'Shit'. And then I thought, well at least now I can read it and see if it sucks that bad after all.

So I tried - tried - to read the entire first chapter. And after much struggle, I did it.

OMG, what is that? Srsly, what? I was like, no. No, no, no. It hurt my brain, trying to read that thing. It sucks so much it's unbelievable. That shit was written for mentally challenged 10 year old girls. The sentences are entirely retarded, the writing style is dull and idiotic, and the chick having a mental breakdown cause some dude glared at her? OMG, go die plz. Even I can write better than that.

And the worse part is telling my dad I hated it. Sigh. Cause I know he meant well. Even though I told him very clearly 'AS LONG AS IT'S NOT TWILIGHT', but hey, let's give him a break. So basically...

D:

Just because a book is on the top sells world-wide, it doesn't mean the entire world will like it.

....They made a Life On Mars US?

.......

WHAT

........I just lost 90% of my songs